Female Principal caught with male student

Here's a case of a female Principal caught with a student.

I wonder how the media will swing this.  Poor, lonely married woman?  Victim of a loveless marriage?  Just trying to counsel the boy and felt the need to check for skin cancer at the same time?

That last one could work.  After all, we're always being told how good women are at multitasking.

Do we think she'll serve any jail time?  Highly unlikely.